Monday, December 1, 2008

Condoms !

Malaysia is not a safe place anymore . Agree ? Everyday in newspaper you'll read stories of how people get killed/slashed/raped/kidnapped and so on . Im scared dowh ...

And just when I thought of my neighborhood is kinda safe , I was terrified upon knowing a standard 6 kid was brutally smashed with a beer bottle on his head a couple days ago . Yeah , a friend told me that his mom saw the whole incident in front of his house . A family was walking by and suddenly there's this stupid bastard drunk who's on a motorcycle came and smashed the kid with the bottle . And the bottle was broken till bits . I dont know what happened to the kid , I just hope the kid's okay , that's all . And i wish for eternal sufferings for the drunk bastard .

And during SPM , i was studying in my room , and suddenly there was a loud loud scream for help . It was kinda altered the walls of my house so I couldn't make up what was that . But I quickly rushed to the window and saw a girl was running away . Next day Amira Hani told me that it was her cousin who got robbed in front of my house . The dudes were waiting for their prey in the padang and they were holding knifes . Hell , I wish a wholesome tormented life to them .

And once I even got chased by these bagladeshi dudes . There were 5 of them in a Proton Saga car and hell they thought I was stupid enough to entertain them when they asked for directions . I avoided them when they confronted me , but they became aggressive when I ran off . They practically chased me with the car till I'm inside my house ..... Nasib baik aku tak terberak sane , haha . Well it was partly my fault cause it was already 4 am. Haha

With all these cases that happens almost daily and increasing bit by bit , what'll happen in years to come ? Waow la . Police ah ? They can't do everything and they have 'bigger' problem like getting rasuah , oh sensitive issue , opps ... cakap taknak kepada rasuah ! :P But what can the police do actually ? With little money income (except all the high rankings) to support their family , and with tough responsibility and job , others would go to the wrong directions . Right ?

. . .

Oh and wanna hear a funny story
? It's true .

I have a friend , lets just call him S (to save the embarassment) , he went to a supermarket with his mom . And S here thought that the Durex Strawberry Condom was a candy (as it was on the candy place near the paying counter ..) And he quickly and cheekily asked his mom to buy the 'candy' , and so his mom bought without knowing that it actually was condom ..

And .. he happily opened the packet .... and actually ATE the condom ! HAHAHAHA

And what more ? When his girl cousin asked him whats that he confidently said its candy . AND he gave a packet to her and THEY ATE TOGETHER HAHAHAHAHAA .

SO then they were weirded out why this thing isn't edible and very chewy .. And the girl cousin replied confidently 'ALAH , ni mesti untuk tiup tiup ni' HAHAHA WTF AND THEY BLOWED THE CONDOMS together ! AHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA




LETS have a new trend of blowing condoms ! ITS tremendous FUN !!

Hahahahaha , okay anyway going Genting tomorrow . Hope it's gonna be fun .

Till then ,

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