A chinese.
Ok la Malay if he likes it.
he's Chong Jian Liang, ataupun Ali untuk nama Melayunya.

At first glance, you can see he's the blur nerdy type. Yeah the one that smiles for no apparent reason, or as a way to escape a conversation.
That's one thing about him. Actually we've been classmates since form 4, but he was so *lala at the time that when I converse with him, he'll avoid me by just smiling and walk off.
Example :
Me : Eh Jian Liang , come lepak with us ar (we were one whole big group at the back of class)
Him : *smiles
Him : *Turns around walks off .
Wtf haha babi racist..
OR ;
Me : Wei you look like Jay Chou ah wei ?
Him : *smiles
Him : *Turns around & walks off
WHAT THE SHIT haha fucking langsi right ? And that happens everytime I tried talking to him.
But then when all his friends shifted other class in form 5, he was all so lonely and friendless (ha-ha). And we became good friends since then. (he explained was actually 'malu' not langsi . Right. )
Thus the transformation of him becoming a Malay began =.= ahaha
Don't believe ? ...
And he basically converses in pure Malay now ahahaha . But with very cina accent la. And best part was when I was insulting him about his Lala hair somehow ;
Me : Wei your hair not nice ah.
Him : Eh, jangan caci aku tau.....
Him : ....... Aku gangster ! * with a confident convincing & serious face
*pauses awkwardly
WHAT THE FUCK HAHAHAHA ok la you need to see him saying that. Caci ? Caci ? I don't even use that that in my essay.
And it's weird that I talk to him in english and he replies me in BM now.
eg ;
Me : Eh where you now ? Want lepak ah ?
Him : Aku kat rumah la .... nak lepak mane ?
Me : Anywhere, go ajak anyone
Him : Eh kau ajak ah !! Malas la aku
The next thing you know he might answer a phone call with 'assalamualaikum'!
HAHA ok ah but I promised to lay off his BM skills as he got A for BM in SPM. Its just luck ok dont talk so much ? HAHAHA.
That's one thing about him. Actually we've been classmates since form 4, but he was so *lala at the time that when I converse with him, he'll avoid me by just smiling and walk off.
Example :
Me : Eh Jian Liang , come lepak with us ar (we were one whole big group at the back of class)
Him : *smiles
Him : *Turns around walks off .
Wtf haha babi racist..
OR ;
Me : Wei you look like Jay Chou ah wei ?
Him : *smiles
Him : *Turns around & walks off
WHAT THE SHIT haha fucking langsi right ? And that happens everytime I tried talking to him.
But then when all his friends shifted other class in form 5, he was all so lonely and friendless (ha-ha). And we became good friends since then. (he explained was actually 'malu' not langsi . Right. )
Thus the transformation of him becoming a Malay began =.= ahaha
Don't believe ? ...
And he basically converses in pure Malay now ahahaha . But with very cina accent la. And best part was when I was insulting him about his Lala hair somehow ;
Me : Wei your hair not nice ah.
Him : Eh, jangan caci aku tau.....
Him : ....... Aku gangster ! * with a confident convincing & serious face
*pauses awkwardly
WHAT THE FUCK HAHAHAHA ok la you need to see him saying that. Caci ? Caci ? I don't even use that that in my essay.
And it's weird that I talk to him in english and he replies me in BM now.
eg ;
Me : Eh where you now ? Want lepak ah ?
Him : Aku kat rumah la .... nak lepak mane ?
Me : Anywhere, go ajak anyone
Him : Eh kau ajak ah !! Malas la aku
The next thing you know he might answer a phone call with 'assalamualaikum'!
HAHA ok ah but I promised to lay off his BM skills as he got A for BM in SPM. Its just luck ok dont talk so much ? HAHAHA.


Anyway, the reason I writing all this is because he got NS. So he'll be leaving on Thursday 19th, same as Amirah/Shazwa/Faris and Rowena and few others I can't remember. HEH, anyway dude, HAVE fun in NS ok ?
WE PROMISE WE WILL GO ON A HOLIDAY/CLUBS/PARTYING/ everyday without you, while you're there ok ? HEHE . You won't miss a thing, we'll send you pictures ! HAHA
And when you come back, your hair will be this short again. Sad eh? Since thats the thing you love most in this world hahahaha !
Will definately miss your presence dude ! Come back and you'll be a pure malay then, with a brown skin tone, and who knows .... you might get a malay chick there (dream come true eh?) ! Haha :P
p/s : eh I didn't know you were that popular one leh Liang, Jessica /Nick /Airin also blog about u !
Fuyoh :P
Will definately miss your presence dude ! Come back and you'll be a pure malay then, with a brown skin tone, and who knows .... you might get a malay chick there (dream come true eh?) ! Haha :P
p/s : eh I didn't know you were that popular one leh Liang, Jessica /Nick /Airin also blog about u !
Fuyoh :P
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